Archive for November 21st, 2008

Kill Hitler

Some of these thoughts might have been floating around your head. Number one, you might be thinking about going back in time to kill Hitler before he could ever rise to power and kill all the Jews. That is a good idea, yet not so much after you know anything about changing time and the history of the world. Hitler’s life is a fixed event in time, so there’s not much you can do about it. And while traveling back, you might as well meet someone else from another time or the same present time as yours who shares a different logic than you, therefore, there might be some hardships. There’s also a chance that killing Hitler could lead to an event where a smarter, more cruel leader comes and leads the Nazi and might destroy the world. Or, if Hitler was to be killed, there wouldn’t have been a powerful Germany and Russia might have taken over Europe and the U.S. And if you do kill Hitler, the one ultimate fate is that killing Hitler will satisfy your needs. But then again, you wouldn’t have built the time machine or go back in time to do what you wanted to do and things might be very different. 

A woman was also killed by her husband’s coffin. Her husband died of a heart attack at a dance party, so anyways, she was on her way to the cemetery. The next thing that happened was that a car hit the hearse she was riding in, and the coffin lurched forward and killed her instantly. 

In news that is inappropriate to youngsters, a man was caught and fined for having his penis in a pasta jar. He attracted policemen while wrestling with his genitals about something, and the police thought that he had a weapon. Instead they saw him with a jar on his nuts. And they found more objects that had to do with pornography and other sick stuff. 

And congrats to Einstein for his theory of e=mc2. After 103 years, they have finally proven Einstein’s theory of mass having relations to energy. And by they, I mean very smart scientists and the some of the world’s most powerful supercomputers. They proved that mass and energy are in fact equivalent. Mass can be converted into energy and vice versa. That’s all that the formula e=mc2 stands for.

And who knew that beetles can be such bad pests. Ever since arriving in New England, the Asian long-horned beetles are taking over forests. It’s going to be a huge impact on the economy there. Tourism will drop and lumber will decrease in business. It all began after arriving in Brooklyn, New York. And in 8 years, 62 square miles have seen major deforestation. The Asian long-horned beetle is native in Korea and is currently in China. It wasn’t seen as a pest until half a century ago. China imported European trees to stop the incoming winds because China now has a problem of dust storms and desertification.     

A fire in Pennsylvania killed over 1,000 pigs. Now that’s a lot of hogs. Evidence of what started the fire are unclear. 

 

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Killing Hitler

Woman Killed By Coffin

Balls in a Jar

E=mc2

Beetles

1,000 Hogs


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